Without a Paddle Nature’s Calling 2009
Zach si Ben au fost cei mai buni prieteni in scoala primara si in liceu, dar acum, cand au trecut de varsta de 25 de ani, drumurile diferite pe care au pornit in viata i-au determinat sa petreaca din ce in ce mai putin timp impreuna. Zach este un baiat optimist, sociabil si dezinvolt, care se bucura de toate experientele incitante pe care i le ofera viata si care lucreaza la un azil de batrani, in vreme ce Ben este o persoana serioasa, care se ingroapa in munca pe care o presteaza la o firma de avocatura si care inca tanjeste dupa Heather, fata pe care a iubit-o in secret in timpul liceului. Atunci cand o pacienta aflata pe patul de moarte il roaga pe Zach sa o gaseasca pe nepoata ei, care s-a dedicat muncii de conservare a mediului si a plecat sa locuiasca in padure de mai mult de 7 ani, barbatul constata ca respectiva nepoata nu este nimeni alta decat Heather si il convinge pe Ben sa il insoteasca in acesta misiune de cautare pentru a-si reinnoda vechea prietenie si pentru a avea parte de aventuri de neuitat. Ben, Zach si Nigel, sofisticatul var britanic al lui Heather, pornesc in calatorie pe rau, infruntand o serie de pericole pentru a o gasi pe fata visurilor lui Ben
Description: The best part of having a girlfriend is, of course, the copious amounts of sex. On the flip-side, the worst part of having a steady girlfriend is having to sit through many MANY crappy movies, this brings me to the topic at hand “Without A Paddle 2″ which has nothing at all to do with the first one (which ironically I also was conned into watching when it came out, different girl though, but I digress) This one revolves around a guy who meets a vegetarian animal-rights crusader while on the first day of high school, she gets expelled the second day before she can so his ‘cool’ homemade ‘Meat is Murder’ T-shirt (I guess the Che shirts were all sold out) Anyways years little his friend, who works in a nursing home, accepts the dying wish of an ancient old lady to find her grand-daughter, whom winds up being, yup you guessed it, little Mizz Feminist crusader. So he, his friend, and a snotty English guy with ulterior motives travel to her last known whereabouts deep in the rain-forests. This film was atrocious, the joke aren’t just easily telegraphed, they’re also massively unfunny, the acting is sub-standard and I didn’t give a toss about any of the characters involved in the least. Also Jerry Rice was a great football player, and as an actor he was a great football player. That was seriously painful to watch. The only good thing that came from this film is the sex I got for being forced to deal with this major eye sore of a ‘movie’. It’s all about reparations people.
Filme Asemanatoare:
- Paul Blart Mall Cop (2009)
- Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
- Observe and Report (2009) -Cam- Fii pe faza si raporteaza!
- Frankenhood (2009)
- Fired Up (2009)
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